[cliff clavin]

Here are a few ways of identifying the mall ninjas (kudos to the ts member who originally coined the term in another thread)....also known as mall crawlers, grocery getters...etc.......

Here are a few revealing traits....Please feel free to add more...

1. Mall ninjas spend hours and hours cleaning, washing and polishing their truck....every few days out comes the clay bar (whatever that is) and a new coat of wax is applied

2. Mall ninjas worry about trying to eke out another .25 miles per gallon. They will try anything to get a minuscule improvement in miles per gallon. They will always compare their mileage to their BMW or any other luxury vehicle and can't understand why their truck mileage is so poor.

3. Mall ninjas have about 2 inches of sidewall on their tires and will wreck their rims if they hit a speed bump at a speed greater than 5 miles per hour

4. Mall ninjas will line x their bed, then place a bed mat on top of it. Their bed will always be empty and will never have a speck of dirt.

5. Mall ninjas will obsess about 0-60 times and will do any perform mod that promises to shave a tenth of a second off their time......

These are just a few ways to spot the imposter....Remember this is all in jest. I hope no one takes offense and sees this thread for what it is...an attempt at humor....

Regards......