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Let us not forget the trucks that:

Have 40" Super Swampers marinating in Armor All,

Have polished aluminum wheel wells,

Have rear shocks situated like an organ pavilion,

Have 9' of cab and 5' of bed,

Have diesels with no tow hitch,

Have "silly boys- trucks are for girls" stickers with teenage girls behind the wheel,

Have …well that’s enough for now. I’ve probably stepped on enough toes already.