Re: How to spot a mall ninja
My favorite is the slammed Dually.
I mean WTF!?!?!
22" rims on a 4x4
spoilers on the tailgate
stick-on hood scoops
Chrome window vent visors
The true dork is...Blasting Duran Duran's "Hungry Like A Wolf" out of a 'dope' system, while crusin' by Toys R' Us and Olive Garden while drinkin' a Tab and poppin' his Polo Collar.
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Want to know what's ironic? My Polish grandparents who were captured during the Warsaw Uprising.
Grandmother was enslaved in a German concentration camp and forced to make artillery shells for the 3rd Reich. Grandfather was in German and Soviet POW camps...ending up in Siberia. After WWII, they moved to the USA to be free, but Obama has turned it into the USSA...Grandaddy is rolling in his grave.
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