Some of you have probably heard this before.
A woman posts an ad in her local newspaper that says "Looking for man who won't run out on me, won't hit me, and is good in bed"
a couple days later her doorbell rings, she opens the door to find a man on her doorstep with no arms and no legs. He says "I saw your ad in the paper and I think I'm your perfect guy. I have no legs, so I can't run out on you, I have no arms, so I can't hit you."
she says, "But I also said good in bed"
he says, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
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