3 men go to heaven, when they get there Paul says, "You can do whatever you please, and go where ever you want. The only rule is 'Do not step on a duck' If you step on a duck, you will be handcuffed to the ugliest woman in heaven for eternity."
They agree and enter heaven. When the get in, there are ducks EVERYWHERE. The first guy trips and steps on a duck the second day. He is handcuffed to a horrible looking woman.
The other two start to be much more careful. About a year later, the second guy walks out of his house, and a duck steps right under his foot. Paul walks up with another horrible looking woman, and handcuffs her to the guy.
The third guy hears of his friends misfortune and creates a shoe that prevents him from ever stepping on a duck. 10 or 15 years later Paul walks up with a GORGEOUS blonde and handcuffs her to the guy. After Paul walks off, the man asks the girl, "are you my reward for doing so well?"
the girl says, "I don't know, I just stepped on a duck"
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