One day, a little boy went to his father and asked "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
The father decides he's going to have some fun with the kid and says "Well son, that is hard to say. God is a man and God is a woman. But at the same time, He is neither a man nor a woman."
Confused, the kid walks away.
Later the kid come to his father and asks "Daddy, is God white or black?"
Again, the father plays with the kid's head and says "Well son, that is hard to say too. God is both black and white but at the same time, He is neither black nor white."
Confused even further, the kid walks away.
Later the kid comes and asks his father "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
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