01-31-2005, 10:40 AM
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Assistant Administrator
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Two convicts were scheduled to be executed at midnight.
The warden comes to the first one and asks "Do you have a last request?"
The first convict says "Yes, I'd like you to play Achy Breaky Heart on the speaker when you turn on the juice in the needle, so I can hear it playing as I go."
The warden says, "Well, that's a rather odd request, but I'm sure we can arrange that." Then he turns to the second convict and says "How about you? Last request?"
The second convict says "Yeah. Kill me first."
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