(You can switch the soldier and the sailor around as necessary)
A soldier and a sailor were sitting next to each other on a train. In the two seats facing them sat a beautiful young coed, and a little old lady.
The train enters a tunnel, and in the darkness is heard the sound of a big wet kiss followed by the sound of a loud SLAP! When the train emerges from the tunnel, there is an uneasy quiet among the four as they nervously glance back and forth at each other.
The little old lady thinks to herself "Hmmph. One of those boys tried to get fresh with this young woman and she slapped him. Good for her!"
The beautiful young coed thinks to herself "Can you believe it? One of these jerks tried to kiss me but kissed this nice old lady by mistake and she slapped them. Good for here!"
The soldier thinks to himself, "This just isn't my day. This friggin' squid kissed one of these women and she slapped me instead."
The sailor thinks to himself, "Wow, this is great! I kiss the back of my hand, then slap this soldier, and I got away with it!"
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