Leroy, his wife, and Leroy's mother-in-law went camping over the 4th of July weekend. Leroy's wife announced that her mother had been gone from her stroll in the woods way too long.
So the two of them went looking for her.
After a while they spotted a gigantic, ferocious grizzly bear squared off with the mother-in-law!
Immediately her daughter said to her husband, in a frantic voice, "Leroy you got'ta do something, or there’s gonna be blood shed fer sure!"
Leroy calmly said, "Now look, honey, the bear got himself into this mess and he can just get himself out of it"
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