Yup, I agree with Firecrew, it's getting pretty hard to figure out who actually has a "REAL" problem.
There is alot of....
"I have a bad transmission"

....hey, mine feels funny too, maybe mine is bad.

"I have a loose vent"

, hey, mine is kind of loose too.

"When I drive over a bumpy road, my bed bounces"

, wow, mine too.

"I pulled off my steering wheel"

, yeah, I did that the other day too.