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This is a discussion thread titled "Most Embarrassing Moment?", within the Off-Topic forum, part of the General Forums category.
OK, time to fess up and be honest!
What is your most embarrassing moment? This will all be confidential and won't be held against you.
You go first.....
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Umm. Well most recently I got pulled over... thrice actually.
The first time we were doing some donuts in a field and we thought we saw a donut in the other side, nope. So we ditch and I was going first and did a rolling stop then a sloppy lane change because my friend told me to go one way after I was already going the other. Got nailed but no ticket.
The second time I was in my Expedition on this really twisty residential road with an attractive girl in the car. Well, these neighbors were REALLY drunk and were yelling at me to slow down. Knowing that Expeditions aren't typically carvers of the road, I wasn't going more than 30. I make a second pass and I politely wave at them. They called teh donuts because they thought I flipped them off. Well, as I was leaving my friend's house they busted me with the girl in the car. No ticket, obvously.
The third time was elsewhere and I missed my turn but knew that there was a big dark alley way. So I turn around and turn traction control off - with a hot girl in the car and another friend. Well, I floor it and as usual it burns out through a few gears. Right when I let off, a donut turns on his driving lights. When I saw that I said to myself, "oh f*ck" because I knew what was going to happen. Then he turns on his other lights and pulls me over. I got off scott free.
And yes, I substituted the word donut for a different word.
Ok, I'll try, not too sure I understand this hole donut thing.
When I was in high school, my girlfriend and I decide to take out lunch break in a nearby forested area. When I finished icing her donut, I walked a few feet away to take a leak.
There was a guy sitting up against a tree, with his dog. I suppose he was taking the dog for a walk and heard the donut getting filled.
I wasn't really sure how to react. He was far enough away that he might not have seen anything, but who knows.
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Sigh I have told this story numerous times. It is kind of long but it made me famous at my school. Me and my 2 buddies were out driving in a neighborhood right on the edge of the Everglades. We were going to pick up some chicks at 8:30pm. It was 8:00pm and were right around the corner, so we decided to explore the area. So we find this dirt mound/road in the middle of know where. So were drive down it for a while it is about a lane and a half wide with a 15 foot drop on either side. We get to a gate and decide to turn around. I was actually impressed that in pitch dark I was able to turn around with out going over the edge. So we are heading back to the paved road and we see another car coming. It is a cop, he pulls behind us on the road and pulls me over.
He walks up and asked what we were doing. I told him looking for a friends house. He responded well there are no homes up there. I quickly answered I know, thats why we turned around. Now he stares at the dash board with his light for about 30 second. Then asks if I have any guns, knives, or weapons. Now I carry a pocket knife with me everywhere. But I was nervous so I said no. My buddy James said that he could search the truck for anything, as he said that I remember the SH!T load of fireworks under the back seat. He asked me to get out of the car. As I reached for me seat belt I took my knife out and placed it in the center console.
I walked to the back of my truck, now I am thinking I am going to get arrested for something. He stares at the V8 symbol on the back of my truck for about a minute while I am just standing there. He asks what my name is and where we were going. I answered with my name and a friends house. Then he asks my friends names, in the front James in the back Greg. He asks what is the friends name where we are going to, I answered Lisa. He asked where she lived. Now I did not know the names of the roads and they had traffic circles on the main road. This was my answer, take the a left on the first light after the Sawgrass Expressway, the follow it till the second loop-de-loop and turn right. Now as I am saying this another cop has shown up. He tells me to go back to my truck. He calls on James to come to the back He answers the same questions except tells him that I know where it is. Then he calls on Greg, who is a little strange in the head answers all the questions in a Russian accent.
In the mean time I am sitting in my truck and the second cop comes up and with out saying anything else asks me if they work. I answered yes my truck works I drove it here. He then clarifies the Christmas lights on the bed of the truck. That is correct I said Christmas lights on my truck. I told him I have them hooked up to an inverter. So then he asks if I have any guns, knives, or weapons. I said yes I have a old pocket knife. I reached for it and when I was handing it to him I guess the blade was loose and swung half way open. He pulled for his gun as I just dropped the knife and explained that it was loose. He picked it up and noticed that it was loose and put his gun back.
The first cop had finished interrogating us and let us go and told us to call the friend to help find the house. We all agreed what a great idea. Then the second cop pointed out the Christmas lights and asks what colors were in them. I was quick enough to realize that it was loaded question. It is illegal to have either red or blue lights on the exterior of your vehicle. I told them yellow, green, and orange and drove away. The next day at school, Monday, by lunch I was know as the guy who pulled a knife on a cop. About a 6 months later I was at my schools football game and students from the other school were asking if it was me that had pulled a knife on the cop.
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Survived 5 tropical storms and 5 hurricanes
Survived a baseball sized hail storm
Hosted numerous tailgate parties
Water balloon refilling depot
Served as a portable pool
"I remember a Senator once asked me 'when we talk about CIA why we never use the word the in front of it.' And I asked him 'do you put the word the in front of God?'"
-Richard Hayes, The Good Shepherd
Mine was about a month or two into my second year at Ole Miss. I left a party at the fraternity house one friday night with a girl that I just met at that same party. She was a student at the college, but also lived locally. She said that her parents were out of town, and that we could go back to her house. Even though i did have my own house to go to, I liked her idea better. If things started to not work out so well, I could haul *** back to my place, which is much easier than trying to talk her out of my place. Well, things ended up working out perfectly. The house was a damn mansion. The place reeked of old family money. i'm silently pumping my fist when she's not looking. We end up drinking some more very expensive liquor from her daddy's VERY nice bar in his Very nice library. Yeah, did I mention the place was nice? We ended up doing what drunk college kids usually end up doing, and I decided that I was far to drunk to drive home (which I definitely was) and accepted her invitation to stay. We ended up doing the deed again, this time in her parents bed (kinky = good) and soon fell asleep in the same bed.
The next morning I woke up feeling pretty hung over. I figured a good hot shower in the huge master bath was in order. I told her I'd be in the shower and took off. After the shower I discovered the black robes in the closet. I put my boxers back on and slipped one of the robes on and found the girl down stairs. I should have known by the look on her face that something was very wrong, but hangovers tend to slow me down a bit. I said something to the extent of how much fun last night was and how many more nights do we have till her parents get home. The chair in the kitchen around the corner hitting the floor gave it away. Her dad was probably about the same size as me, but at the moment he looked 8"7" and about 450lbs when he came around the corner. I'm a pretty fast sprinter. The first thing that popped into my head were my pants, containing my wallet, phone, keys, and everything else that I hold near and dear. I took off, with dad in hot persuit. I made it to the girls bedroom, where the pants came off the night before, and made the loop around the hall back to the front door without getting caught. I busted through the door, and made it into my truck and hopped in (thank you toyota for keyless entry) and locked the doors. I left a nice big fishtail through that finely manicured front yard on the way out. The driveway just didn't seem fast enough.
I still have yet to hear a word from the girl, and I never got her number. I don't think daddy would have been to accepting of me anyway. I'm still a little dissapointed I missed out on that potential meal ticket.
In the '70's during high school, I worked at a grocery store as a bagger and stocking shelves. Now for you young'uns, in the '70's Disco was the rage...just google it. The common garb was TIGHT polyester pants and shirts. That material should have never been used as clothing!
I was stocking shelves and at one point, I bent down to pick a box up and in an instant, a loud rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrip was heard!
The grocery store was packed and here my "whitey tighty's" are showing through a rip that was from stem to stern!
My boss was working in the next isle and came over to find out what that noise was. I bent over and showed him. He was laughing so hard he cried. There's something about polyester that when she blows, it's an unbelievable force that can't be stopped.
Went to the butcher department and got an apron and tied it around my backside.
After that, all the "older" women kept asking for me to carry out their groceries.
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In the '70's during high school, I worked at a grocery store as a bagger and stocking shelves. Now for you young'uns, in the '70's Disco was the rage...just google it. The common garb was TIGHT polyester pants and shirts. That material should have never been used as clothing!
I was stocking shelves and at one point, I bent down to pick a box up and in an instant, a loud rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrip was heard!
The grocery store was packed and here my "whitey tighty's" are showing through a rip that was from stem to stern!
My boss was working in the next isle and came over to find out what that noise was. I bent over and showed him. He was laughing so hard he cried. There's something about polyester that when she blows, it's an unbelievable force that can't be stopped.
Went to the butcher department and got an apron and tied it around my backside.
After that, all the "older" women kept asking for me to carry out their groceries.
You live a boring life. I've ripped my pants open dozens of times.
Maybe you were embarrassed by the little thing it exposed.
You MUST have a better embarrassing story!
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The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
~ George Carlin (He was just here a few minutes ago.)
One day a group of friends and I were heading to Walt Disney World. At the time another friend lived in a house in Lake Buena Vista, only a few miles from the back gates to the Magic Kingdom with direct access to free parking at the Contemporary Resort and, from there, access to all three parks.
Anyway we were checking out his pad. It was in the spring entering summer so I was wearing shorts and the shoes that make Florida famous, flip-flops. We were walking and it had rained a lot, so the ground was wet. I wasn't paying attention and walked into a dip in the yard, slipped and away I went! I think I surfed 3 feet of his yard, did a flying V, landed on my face and slid another yard or two. That wasn't so bad, but while sliding something snagged my shorts and pulled them right off my waist. I had a hell of a time trying to explain why I was wearing purple & white plaid boxers since the girl who bought them for me was too busy laughing like a hyena and refused to have anything to do with 'em.
All in all I guess it wasn't that bad since we were staying the weekend. A shower and fresh clothes and we were off to Disney. But I still get teased for them damn boxers to this day. I haven't worn flip-flops since.
I once finished before the woman, damn that was embarrassing.
If it happens again and she says "Who was that supposed to please?"
Respond "Me."
If she says "Well what about me?"
Respond "Well, you just HAD YOUR CHANCE"
And since she's with Benny you can add "Beggers can't be choosers" lol
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