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06-27-2008, 06:06 PM
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
"Does your bra need aircraft cable to hold those things up?" 
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http://www.tundrasolutions.com/forum...-installation/
Drink more. It probably won't help you understand better, but it just might, and that's a chance worth taking....
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06-27-2008, 06:11 PM
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Proprio una storia vera
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
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Originally Posted by Flashgordon
"Does your bra need aircraft cable to hold those things up?" |
yes...o that wasnt a question LOL
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2007 Tundra DC 4.7 SR5 TRD 4X4
Garmin Nuvi 1300T
Stubby antenna
Clear Bra,
ARB Bumper,
Line-X,
325/60/18 Nitto Terra Grapplers,
18" KMC XD Hoss Black,
ARE CX Series Topper,
KC Rally 800 long range lights,
Tinted windows,
Wet Okoles Frt & Rear,
Weather Tech rain deflectors,
Weather Tech floor liners frt/rear,
Ready Lift 2.4"
Bel Vector 995 Radar Detector,
Wilson cellular booster,
Cobra 75 WX ST Compact/Remote CB,
Sirius Satellite Radio,
S&W .38 Spl Laser grip (hot pink),
TRD sway bar (black widow style),
Debadged except TRD sticker,
Roxy Sticker
TS Tank Top
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Wish list:
Horn Blaster train horn, ARB rear bumper (if they ever make one) or line-x rear bumper, Color matched fender flares, Underseat storage of some sort, Winch (if i can ever afford one), GPS system! Sun roof! Going broke thinking about it.
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I need a new word of the month people!
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06-27-2008, 06:12 PM
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
Quote:
Originally Posted by OntheRox
yes...o that wasnt a question LOL
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You become a more beautiful person each and every day! 
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**Benevento Bug Shield**WeatherTech Vent Shades**3M Body Skin; Bumper and Mirrors**3M Acrylic Head/Fog Light Covers**1" DayStar Front-End Coil Spacers**35% Drivers & Passengers Side Window Tint**Additional 20% Rear Window Tint**Air-Lift 1000 Brand Rear Air Suspension**Color Matched Grill**XM Radio**Nuvi 660 GPS**Home-Link Console**1.25" SpiderTrax Wheel Spacers**Michelin 285/70R17 A/T2 Tires**
Daytime Running Light Mod;
http://www.tundrasolutions.com/forum...-installation/
Drink more. It probably won't help you understand better, but it just might, and that's a chance worth taking....
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"The Good Doctor"
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06-27-2008, 07:14 PM
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
"I've seen better heads on blown engines."
That's especially hard for a guy to take! 
But....it's never been told to me. 
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Daytime Running Light Mod;
http://www.tundrasolutions.com/forum...-installation/
Drink more. It probably won't help you understand better, but it just might, and that's a chance worth taking....
Author;
"The Good Doctor"
Last edited by Flashgordon; 06-27-2008 at 07:37 PM.
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06-27-2008, 08:13 PM
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Benny Hill
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
do you need a crane for those ???
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07 Tundra DCSB, 5.7, Blue Streak Metallic, 4X4, SR5, TRD, BU, CK, DZ, FE, HM, MG, OF, Brushed Stainless steps, sill protectors, USMC lighted hitch plug and assorted stickers and license plate brackets, rollup bed cover, Rhino Liner, Mesh Grill backing, Black Wheelskin steering wheel cover, Wade in channel vent visors, under rear seat storage, PRG mini spring pack, Proforce rear exit cat-back exhaust, aFe CAI, TRD rear sway bar, A.R.E. MX series Cap.
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06-27-2008, 08:23 PM
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
Quote:
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"I've seen better heads on blown engines."
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uh huh uh huh He said "blown." 
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06-27-2008, 09:33 PM
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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
Why do you wear a bra when you’ve already got a belt?
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Waiter, how do you prepare your chickens?
Nothing special. We just tell them straight out that they're going to die.
Base: 2001 Tundra - Thunder Grey | SR5 | TRD | 4x4 | HD TRD Coil Springs | Tow Pkg | Factory Spray-on Bedliner | RS3000 Security
Mods: Mickey Thompson Classic II | Bilstein 5100 Shocks | Differential Drop Spacers | 930 Inner CV Boots | ProtechEZLift Limit Straps | Spintech Sportsman XL Muffler | Brembo Front Brake Rotors | Heavy Duty OEM Rear Drums | A.R.E. Z-Series Cap w/ Thule Rack | Stubbs Rock Sliders | Hellwig Anti-Sway Bar | 285/75/16 BFG All Terrain TA KO's | VIAIR 400C Air Compressor w/ 2.5 gal tank | Front clear corner lamps | Odyssey PC1700T battery | Optima Red Top 75/35 battery (backup starter) | Hellroaring 95300A Isolator/Combiner | Truspeed Calibrator
Future: Winch Bumper | UCAs & Coilovers | RCD Lift | 4.30 Gears
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06-27-2008, 09:43 PM
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
So that's why your knees aren't tan.
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07 Tundra DCSB, 5.7, Blue Streak Metallic, 4X4, SR5, TRD, BU, CK, DZ, FE, HM, MG, OF, Brushed Stainless steps, sill protectors, USMC lighted hitch plug and assorted stickers and license plate brackets, rollup bed cover, Rhino Liner, Mesh Grill backing, Black Wheelskin steering wheel cover, Wade in channel vent visors, under rear seat storage, PRG mini spring pack, Proforce rear exit cat-back exhaust, aFe CAI, TRD rear sway bar, A.R.E. MX series Cap.
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06-27-2008, 11:19 PM
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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
This one isn't so much "what not to say" as it is "what not to do" when you forget her name...
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Waiter, how do you prepare your chickens?
Nothing special. We just tell them straight out that they're going to die.
Base: 2001 Tundra - Thunder Grey | SR5 | TRD | 4x4 | HD TRD Coil Springs | Tow Pkg | Factory Spray-on Bedliner | RS3000 Security
Mods: Mickey Thompson Classic II | Bilstein 5100 Shocks | Differential Drop Spacers | 930 Inner CV Boots | ProtechEZLift Limit Straps | Spintech Sportsman XL Muffler | Brembo Front Brake Rotors | Heavy Duty OEM Rear Drums | A.R.E. Z-Series Cap w/ Thule Rack | Stubbs Rock Sliders | Hellwig Anti-Sway Bar | 285/75/16 BFG All Terrain TA KO's | VIAIR 400C Air Compressor w/ 2.5 gal tank | Front clear corner lamps | Odyssey PC1700T battery | Optima Red Top 75/35 battery (backup starter) | Hellroaring 95300A Isolator/Combiner | Truspeed Calibrator
Future: Winch Bumper | UCAs & Coilovers | RCD Lift | 4.30 Gears
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06-28-2008, 10:30 AM
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"Rosco" Thread Derailer
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
"Junk in the trunk?! Looks more like two pigs fighting in a gunnysack."
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Daytime Running Light Mod;
http://www.tundrasolutions.com/forum...-installation/
Drink more. It probably won't help you understand better, but it just might, and that's a chance worth taking....
Author;
"The Good Doctor"
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06-28-2008, 12:11 PM
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
That's just too much love to handle...
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Black 2008 Tundra Crewmax Ltd. 5,7 V8 4 x 4, 6 speed automatic, 20" rims, TRD duals, BSSSBoards, Hood deflector. Wheel locks. DVD NavSys. backup camera, JBL 440 watt 12 speakers stereo, rear seat DVD entertainment system. Propane conversion, 2 tanks, capacaty 65 gallons.
“Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.” / Albert Einstein...
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06-28-2008, 12:19 PM
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Supercharged Member
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
"Is your love handle ready for bed?"
Sanosuke!
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06-28-2008, 12:32 PM
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
That's not the tunnel of love, that's the gate to hell..
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Black 2008 Tundra Crewmax Ltd. 5,7 V8 4 x 4, 6 speed automatic, 20" rims, TRD duals, BSSSBoards, Hood deflector. Wheel locks. DVD NavSys. backup camera, JBL 440 watt 12 speakers stereo, rear seat DVD entertainment system. Propane conversion, 2 tanks, capacaty 65 gallons.
“Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.” / Albert Einstein...
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06-28-2008, 12:45 PM
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
Quote:
Originally Posted by guntech
So that's why your knees aren't tan.
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Memories of Sturgis '93.
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06-28-2008, 12:56 PM
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
The blind man walked by the fish market and said "Good morning, ladies."
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If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
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