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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
Are you smugglin' watermelons?
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
I'd rather read Jan's scripture posts that touch that thing.
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
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I'd rather read Jan's scripture posts that touch that thing.
And I think we have a winner here folks!
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
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And I think we have a winner here folks!
With only one day left in June, it's more than likely you got that right, Flash..! I'm with you all the way..!
Well done, Sogger Dogger...
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
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With only one day left in June, it's more than likely you got that right, Flash..! I'm with you all the way..!
Well done, Sogger Dogger...
Thanks fellas.
I tried to think if there really was a woman ugly enough to make me say that and came up with this:
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
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Thanks fellas.
I tried to think if there really was a woman ugly enough to make me say that and came up with this:
Thanks Dog, I just spit my beer all over the screen and it did'nt help the picture at all.
Now it's appropriate for the following; "I've seen better heads on blown engines."
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
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Thanks fellas.
I tried to think if there really was a woman ugly enough to make me say that and came up with this:
I thought you were looking for a
woman ugly eonough.
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
Would everyone please quit quoting with that picture im getting "pukey" looking at it over and over again
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
She is pretty butt ugly. She's a pretty nasty person also.
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She is pretty butt ugly. She's a pretty nasty person also.
I'd hit that.
With my truck, that is...
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
I don't think I would want to damage my truck !!!!!
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
I bet my truck would refuse to go into drive or reverse LOL
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
My truck would just put its head in the sand.
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
I'd have to put on a Bull Bar before coming anywhere near that, that thing.
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
I don't think we have enough torque to move that load very far....
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