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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
"Is it as cold out here as it appears to be?"
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Want to know what's ironic? My Polish grandparents who were captured during the Warsaw Uprising.
Grandmother was enslaved in a German concentration camp and forced to make artillery shells for the 3rd Reich. Grandfather was in German and Soviet POW camps...ending up in Siberia. After WWII, they moved to the USA to be free, but Obama has turned it into the USSA...Grandaddy is rolling in his grave.
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"How much?"
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"Darlin', that thing looks like someone put a firecracker in a ham sandwich"
NICE
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Have I paid you already?
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"Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
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I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!!!
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Honey, you do favor your father!!
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"Good morning Cheryl. Uh, I mean 'Sharon'."
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Turtle scared?
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"Let's play hookey today. It's OK. After all, I am your principal."
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
Girl saying to a guy...."You remind me of my 3 year old brother!"
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
Man saying to a woman... Can you touch your toes with those???
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She'll be kickin those around in a few years...
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I'm not that drunk!!!
edit: Or in Hick's case, I'm not that drunk, yet.
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Lets drink till she takes her clothes off... "Family Guy"
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