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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
"Goin for the natural look, huh?"
06-26-2008, 10:57 PM
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
"wow, looks like you ought release buckwheat from that leg lock"
"I'd screw you but obviously you're repulsive"
"Geez, so much for thinking you're hot"
"Those jeans were like a sausage casing"
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06-26-2008, 11:09 PM
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
Whats that smell?
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06-26-2008, 11:23 PM
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
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Whats that smell?
Sorry, I don't like that kind of seafood.
06-26-2008, 11:26 PM
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
Nice P-flaps!
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
I wish Arby's put that much roast beef on my sandwiches.
06-27-2008, 07:12 AM
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
She said: Do these jeans make my butt look fat?
He said: It ain't the jeans.
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06-27-2008, 08:10 AM
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
Are those jeans by Earl Scheib?
06-27-2008, 08:30 AM
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
"Y'know, for a fat girl you don't sweat much."
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06-27-2008, 09:20 AM
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
Do you have any butter with those rolls?
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06-27-2008, 09:32 AM
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
Yo daddy must have been a baker, just look at those buns.
06-27-2008, 12:19 PM
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
your legs look like road maps
someone drew blue lines on you....oh....those are veins? (running and door slamming)
um...uh....do you have cable?
06-27-2008, 12:24 PM
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
You want me to kiss what......um....where is it?
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06-27-2008, 12:25 PM
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
I didn't know Coleman made underwear.
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06-27-2008, 12:27 PM
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
You should take off that fur coat......oh, it's not a coat....by bad..
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