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Old 06-26-2008, 10:43 PM
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"Goin for the natural look, huh?"
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:57 PM
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"wow, looks like you ought release buckwheat from that leg lock"

"I'd screw you but obviously you're repulsive"

"Geez, so much for thinking you're hot"

"Those jeans were like a sausage casing"
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:09 PM
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Whats that smell?
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:23 PM
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Whats that smell?
Sorry, I don't like that kind of seafood.
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:26 PM
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Nice P-flaps!
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:30 PM
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I wish Arby's put that much roast beef on my sandwiches.
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Old 06-27-2008, 07:12 AM
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She said: Do these jeans make my butt look fat?

He said: It ain't the jeans.
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Old 06-27-2008, 08:10 AM
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Are those jeans by Earl Scheib?
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Old 06-27-2008, 08:30 AM
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"Y'know, for a fat girl you don't sweat much."
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:20 AM
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Do you have any butter with those rolls?
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:32 AM
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Yo daddy must have been a baker, just look at those buns.
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:19 PM
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your legs look like road maps

someone drew blue lines on you....oh....those are veins? (running and door slamming)

um...uh....do you have cable?
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:24 PM
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You want me to kiss what......um....where is it?
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:25 PM
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I didn't know Coleman made underwear.
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:27 PM
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You should take off that fur coat......oh, it's not a coat....by bad..
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