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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
S**t! I hate being the wingman.
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
Oompa loompa doom-pa-dee-doo
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
You got a leash for that thing?
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06-27-2008, 01:00 PM
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
My wife yells this at guys peeing on the side of the road but it can be used here:
Looks like a Penis only smaller.
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
"Hold on, I need to strap a 2X4 to my a$$".
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"Boy, if the wind picks up, you're gonna be in trouble."
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Damn, I really have hit rock bottom.
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"Wait a minute, I need to get the hedge trimmers."
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"I think I found the car keys..."
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"I remember when it looked like a peach. Now it looks like a piece of cow $hit that a wagon wheel ran through."
I need a drink...going to Lizzy's.
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"I remember when it looked like a peach. Now it looks like a piece of cow $hit that a wagon wheel ran through."
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"You puttin' Rogaine on that thing? It's starting to look like Chewbacca."
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Twinkle twinkle little star...how I wonder what you are
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
Does that package come with a WARNING LABEL?
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Fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an english man
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
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