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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
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Someone call Mike Rowe. I found a dirty job for him.
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A kid down at the hospital Burn Ward needs a new set of ears. You could be the donor.
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Nice tats!
Nice teets
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A 95 year old man and a 95 year old woman got married. She had a heart condition and he was hard of hearing.
On the wedding night the woman says "I have acute angina." The man replies "Good thing. Because you've got ugly boobs."
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"I remember when it looked like a peach. Now it looks like a piece of cow $hit that a wagon wheel ran through."
I need a drink...going to Lizzy's.
Break it open like a peach and put it on like a gas mask!
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Break it open like a peach and put it on like a gas mask!
Hi Greenie...how you dooooin
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Nice teets
Oops! I guess I should have added an extra t and said tatts for tattoos.
Another thing you may not want to say... is that a rash?
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If girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, why do they taste like anchovies?
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Hi Greenie...how you dooooin
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If girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, why do they taste like anchovies?
LMAO...you need to find different girls my friend, preferably nes with access to a shower
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If girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, why do they taste like anchovies?
Luckily, that's one experience I've never had
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LMAO...you need to find different girls my friend, preferably nes with access to a shower
Oh the folly of youth.
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Luckily, that's one experience I've never had
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
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I didn't know you still wore PULLUPS?
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