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What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
I was listening to the radio this AM and they asked a question," What not to say to a woman in the nude?"
I want to see what not to say to anyone in the same situation.
I am not here to offend anyone...just for HUMOR!!!
Example....Pointing and laughing would be bad!!
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
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I was listening to the radio this AM and they asked a question," What not to say to a woman in the nude?"
"Nice negligee, but it needs ironing."
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
Q: What did Melinda Gates say to her husband Bill on their wedding night?
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
My girlfriend has that same FAT suit!!
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"Holy Crap!!!"
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
Your sisters are smaller than yours!
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
"Aw, it's so CUTE!"
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
O-s-c-a-r M-e-y-e-r.....
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
Uh, Honey, uh, why don't we, uh, skip the sex and go right to the cigarettes?"
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
D'oh!
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
I'm gonna need a LOT more viagra.
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"Yeah, that gravity's hell, isn't it?"
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Re: What not to say to someone "in the buff"...
I was in the POOL!!!...George Castanza!~ Seinfeld
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