These are the same guys who aren't in law enforcement or the military but show up at the gun range with the dual thigh holsters and every conceivable piece of "tactical" clothing and equipment they can buy.
They then proceed to break every rule of gun/range safety because they don't have a f-ing clue what they are doing.
These clueless folks are heavily influenced by Air Soft, Hollywood movies and Video games.
Thunder Gray Metallic
2002 REGULAR CAB - LONG BED - 4WD - V8 - SR5
TRD / Kazuma LSD made by EATON
Bilstein HD shocks
Michelin 8 ply E series radials
JBA headers
Hellwig rear bar
Line-X over the rail
2005 tail lights
OEM Door Sill protectors
TRD Off-Road front coil springs
Color matched LEER Hi-Top cap
Wet Okole Sport Seat Covers
Tinted Windows
OEM Rubber Bed Mat
OEM All-Weather mats
OEM Towing Package with Remote Transmission Cooler
Can I still wash my truck every 3 months or so, or will I be deemed a crossdressing mall ninja?
Might want to do like me and switch to every 4 months, just to be safe....don't you just love the slate metallic? The color allows me to go longer before Ol' Bigguns hassles me to wash teh truck.
__________________ Want to know what's ironic? My Polish grandparents who were captured during the Warsaw Uprising.
Grandmother was enslaved in a German concentration camp and forced to make artillery shells for the 3rd Reich. Grandfather was in German and Soviet POW camps...ending up in Siberia. After WWII, they moved to the USA to be free, but Obama has turned it into the USSA...Grandaddy is rolling in his grave. CBTMA Member
Might want to do like me and switch to every 4 months, just to be safe....don't you just love the slate metallic? The color allows me to go longer before Ol' Bigguns hassles me to wash teh truck.
She doesn't put on the Wicked Weasel bikini and wash it for you?
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If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!
-- Milton Jones
She doesn't put on the Wicked Weasel bikini and wash it for you?
Woody's whipped. Ol' Bigguns has Woody washing the truck while wearing a banana hammock.
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George Washington - "It is the duty of all nations to acknowledge the Providence of Almighty God, to obey His will, to be grateful for His benefits, and humbly to implore His protection and favor."
John Hancock - "Let us humbly commit our righteous cause to the great Lord of the Universe...Let us joyfully leave our concerns in the hands of Him who raises up and puts down the empires and kingdoms of the earth as He pleases."
The true dork is...Blasting Duran Duran's "Hungry Like A Wolf" out of a 'dope' system, while crusin' by Toys R' Us and Olive Garden while drinkin' a Tab and poppin' his Polo Collar.
That is just wrong. Makes me think of Xenia, Ohio. Can't just be any car tho, gotta be 70s or 80s, with brown, olive or dark red faded paint, the shirt has to be brown polyester, and the guy has to have a mustache.
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She doesn't put on the Wicked Weasel bikini and wash it for you?
Good call! Forgot I gotta make an order there .
Add to the list:
Ultra lo-pro mud tires
Big lifts on 2WDs
Intercos without rock rash
Anything bro related
Front's riding higher than the back
The ultimate in mall-ninjitude, seen in Moab during this year's Easter Jeep Safari: Bracket lifted quad cab, shiny paint, chrome everywhere, enormous rims, lo-pro mudders, blooie tubes, a tattoo on every arm and neck, black flies on every face and a black flatbill sideways on every head. It was like a bro frat.
Woody's whipped. Ol' Bigguns has Woody washing the truck while wearing a banana hammock.
jan! I'm surprised at you!
Don't encourage him. He'll post a picture of a Slip 'n Slide flip in the thing.
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Spray-On bedliner :: Century commercial cap :: Replaced ball joints (recall) :: Replaced RR fender molding (damaged) :: Hellwig anti-sway bar :: Plugged the piezo :: Gentex compass/temp. rearview mirror :: 56 LED center brake light in cap :: Scangauge II :: Back up camera ::: Someday: Mr. Fusion :: Flux Capacitor ...
"Muhammad Ali [...] had a way with words, but it helped enormously that he could also punch guys in the face." - Maher
OMG WTF...(sorry, carryover from the north carolina thread)
That was some funny shiite. Ol' Bigguns actually said that she's gonna detail the inside of my truck, since it's filthy. I think that she would retch if I showed up in a banana cabana.
Watch it, or I'll do my best impression of this guy:
__________________ Want to know what's ironic? My Polish grandparents who were captured during the Warsaw Uprising.
Grandmother was enslaved in a German concentration camp and forced to make artillery shells for the 3rd Reich. Grandfather was in German and Soviet POW camps...ending up in Siberia. After WWII, they moved to the USA to be free, but Obama has turned it into the USSA...Grandaddy is rolling in his grave. CBTMA Member
These are the same guys who aren't in law enforcement or the military but show up at the gun range with the dual thigh holsters and every conceivable piece of "tactical" clothing and equipment they can buy. They then proceed to break every rule of gun/range safety because they don't have a f-ing clue what they are doing.
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Originally Posted by dawgdays
DO they also practice the stop, drop, roll and fire stance?
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Originally Posted by H2O_MAN
These clueless folks are heavily influenced by Air Soft, Hollywood movies and Video games.
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I don't know what's funnier...the Rolls Royce hood ornament or the keys dangling from the grip...
Cheers!
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07 CrewMax Limited 5.7L - Radiant Red - hardwired Valentine 1, TRD Sway Bar (debating a drop kit)
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08 Highlander Sport - Black - mods include whatever the wife will let me do to her brand new baby, which at this point is exactly nothing.
Yeah, me too. The Air Lift 5000's get here next week.
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Songdog
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!
-- Milton Jones
Anybody seen the latest worthless add on...The fake Buick port holes mounted on the fenders? I saw a Titan the other day with 3 on each fender! I guess he had a V6! Since then I keep my eyes open and it seems to be a hot add on item for that added flash it gives the vehicle!
Anybody seen the latest worthless add on...The fake Buick port holes mounted on the fenders? I saw a Titan the other day with 3 on each fender! I guess he had a V6! Since then I keep my eyes open and it seems to be a hot add on item for that added flash it gives the vehicle!
They are everywhere down here too. All types of vehicles have them. I saw them for sale at Wal-Mart!
Re: How to spot a mall ninja
I can totally picture that.
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The Air Lift 5000's get here next week.
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