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Legal Question-Moose involved.
Is this a clear case of statutory rape?
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09-21-2008, 02:49 PM
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Re: Legal Question-Moose involved.
Clearly - 07, arrest him !!!!!!!
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Re: Legal Question-Moose involved.
Well the "victim" in this case appears to be aware of the actions of the accused and, shows no signs of distress. Case in point, the victim is seen here still upright, "on all fours" and does not appear to be deterred by the ensuing actions.
In my professional opinion, this appears to be a case of consensual sex. Although, the parties involved could have used used a little more discretion.
Case closed.
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Re: Legal Question-Moose involved.
And exactly how old is the "victim" ?????????? Case back open. Cuff him ShaunM !!!!!!
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And exactly how old is the "victim" ?????????? Case back open. Cuff him ShaunM !!!!!!
There is also the inter-species issue. Would this be considered "Moose bestiality"?
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Re: Legal Question-Moose involved.
Based on the victim's horns and the animal's size, it was clear to me it was a erotic encounter with a gay, dwarf, buffalo.
Wow, so many things are wrong with this statement
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Re: Legal Question-Moose involved.
Whoa, this is some bad Moose dude. Someone has to get him off the streets (or lawns, woods, etc)
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Where was Sara Palin when this happened? That's what I want to know.
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Smoking with her son
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Re: Legal Question-Moose involved.
Clearly this whole group needs therapy
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Re: Legal Question-Moose involved.
Is that like the moose equivalent of a blowup doll?
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WOW Song...it scares me that you find these things
Well you can't say, "Now I've seen everything." until you've seen a guy hump a dead moose on the side of the road.
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Wow just wow!
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