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Re: Making skid marks in front of a cop is a bad idea.
He should be charged with assault! Sure, it was just "gas" but what if it wasn't just a fart but.....solids.
Then what?
Let's say he had Burritos and Corn that night, along with mass quanities of Bud Light.
I think Tinkerbell ought to chime in on this one.
Re: Making skid marks in front of a cop is a bad idea.
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Originally Posted by Flashgordon
He should be charged with ***ault! Sure, it was just "gas" but what if it wasn't just a fart but.....solids.
Then what?
Let's say he had Burritos and Corn that night, along with mass quanities of Bud Light.
I think Tinkerbell ought to chime in on this one.
Never trust a fart!
I never thought of this as a danger to law enforcement......until now.....
Re: Making skid marks in front of a cop is a bad idea.
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Originally Posted by Cyberbilly
Your Daddy's a cop, right? Ask him about that one.
Im pretty sure he would say that is just a job hazard...in his line of work, you expect to come across weirdos and you can only hope the worst thing that happens is that a guy rips one because hes drunk. So whats next...when he throws up in your patrol car...is that a crime (that is actually bodily fluids)?
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Re: Making skid marks in front of a cop is a bad idea.
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Originally Posted by guntech
Good grief, the world has gone INSANE !!!!!!
He could have been killed. What else was the cop supposed to do. There could have been an open flame close by.
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Re: Making skid marks in front of a cop is a bad idea.
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Originally Posted by OntheRox
Im pretty sure he would say that is just a job hazard...in his line of work, you expect to come across weirdos and you can only hope the worst thing that happens is that a guy rips one because hes drunk. So whats next...when he throws up in your patrol car...is that a crime (that is actually bodily fluids)?
Slidding a chair over, lifting a leg and farting on the officer is alot different than the perp throwing up by accident in the back of the squad car. Now if you are talking to someone and he walks up to your or gets closer and barfs on your face/chest when their were other options such as barfing ont he grass I would say that shows intent just like the fart.
Now I will say this is border line assault and I am more inclined to think its not. In my mind I think the evidence goes against the perp because it shows a possible level of intoxication for later court proceedings. I mean who in their right mind would go and fart on a police officer.
Re: Making skid marks in front of a cop is a bad idea.
If anyone out there is married to a female cop, I would think twice about giving her the Dutch oven treatment. You could get a lot more than an elbow to the ribs.
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-- Milton Jones
Re: Making skid marks in front of a cop is a bad idea.
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Originally Posted by Songdog
If anyone out there is married to a female cop, I would think twice about giving her the Dutch oven treatment. You could get a lot more than an elbow to the ribs.
Wait for it.......wait for it.........Oh, It was only an SBD.
Give this thread a few more minutes and Dikkie will be asking " whats a dutch oven treatment?"
Re: Making skid marks in front of a cop is a bad idea.
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Originally Posted by ShaunM
Slidding a chair over, lifting a leg and farting on the officer is alot different than the perp throwing up by accident in the back of the squad car. Now if you are talking to someone and he walks up to your or gets closer and barfs on your face/chest when their were other options such as barfing ont he grass I would say that shows intent just like the fart.
Now I will say this is border line assault and I am more inclined to think its not. In my mind I think the evidence goes against the perp because it shows a possible level of intoxication for later court proceedings. I mean who in their right mind would go and fart on a police officer.
Right...he wasnt in his right mind
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2007 Tundra DC 4.7 SR5 TRD 4X4
Garmin Nuvi 1300T
Stubby antenna
Clear Bra,
ARB Bumper,
Line-X,
325/60/18 Nitto Terra Grapplers,
18" KMC XD Hoss Black,
ARE CX Series Topper,
KC Rally 800 long range lights,
Tinted windows,
Wet Okoles Frt & Rear,
Weather Tech rain deflectors,
Weather Tech floor liners frt/rear,
Ready Lift 2.4"
Bel Vector 995 Radar Detector,
Wilson cellular booster,
Cobra 75 WX ST Compact/Remote CB,
Sirius Satellite Radio,
S&W .38 Spl Laser grip (hot pink),
TRD sway bar (black widow style),
Debadged except TRD sticker,
Roxy Sticker
TS Tank Top
____________________________
Wish list:
Horn Blaster train horn, ARB rear bumper (if they ever make one) or line-x rear bumper, Color matched fender flares, Underseat storage of some sort, Winch (if i can ever afford one), Sun roof! Going broke thinking about it.
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I need a new word of the month people!
Making skid marks in front of a cop is a bad idea.
. There could have been an open flame close by.
'05 Tundra DC TRD 2 WHL: The TOW truck, Spectra Mica Blue, with Kenwood H/U, Kenwood Amp and crossover. Infinity 6010cs, 10" Rockford SUB, 6 disc CD Changer mounted in Center console, SWI-X to retain steering wheel controls, 7" TV with DVD. Tinted Windows, Three chamber Flowmaster, Painted front chrome strip 
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