Ok so i was in the hospital a couple of days and the MIL came to help my wife with the kids while she was going back and forth. So now i found out the MIL did laundry while we were gone and she folded my underwear and boxers too....that freaks me out....should it? it really does...
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At least you don't wear man-thongs....or do you?...I don't want to know.
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Is she a MIL? or a MIL?? and as long as that is all she touches, it'll be all right!! lol
That is kinda weird feeling.
Makes you wonder how many mens undies she has touched in her life? He sons, husbands, etc... It is nerving, but it will pass I should think.
Tink, you have to burn them now. They have become "tainted" and everytime you wear them, you'll think of your MIL gently holding your junk.
Burn them.......
Tink, you have to burn them now. They have become "tainted" and everytime you wear them, you'll think of your MIL gently holding your junk.
Burn them.......
cant afford to replace them hahaha talked to my wife about it and she said she would be bugged too but not to let it bug me too much.
You've got way too much time on your hands and not enough to worry about.
I'm guessing that by the freaking you are 12 so you must have gotten married at a shotgun wedding in the hills last year.
Now if the MIL was far from hot and she came onto you while wearing nothing but you boxers, that would be different
If you cannot get over it, go COMMANDO
its not just the boxers in general...heck she's seen them the same way everyone sees them, above my jeans or above my board shorts on the boat....just normal wearing...
but the part that bothers me is my wife has some she bought me that are very special and very suggestive and have nice little pictures in certain places or certain phrases in certain places...of course nothing that would show with a normal sag or anything but something she thought was cute for behind closed doors....just odd for MIL to see those and put her grubby little hands on them..
oh and no shes not hot. shes the one weve sunk several tubes with at the lake and the one that lost her wig once on the tube....accidentally of course.....
Anywho, Tink you have to burn them. What if you develope a rash or worse? You going to say "hey MIL, what did you do to my undies"?
I can see it now at during the Holidays.....
MIL: "and Tink has the cutest pair of boxers with little hearts on them....."
You: "MIL, we really don't need to go there".
MIL: "Oh, and he has one pair that is ripped but I washed them anyway".
You: "They are not 'ripped', they are made that way".
MIL; "Well then, how do you get support for the "boys" if there's nothing there to hold them"?
See where I'm going....time to get a fire started!
Anywho, Tink you have to burn them. What if you develope a rash or worse? You going to say "hey MIL, what did you do to my undies"?
I can see it now at during the Holidays.....
MIL: "and Tink has the cutest pair of boxers with little hearts on them....."
You: "MIL, we really don't need to go there".
MIL: "Oh, and he has one pair that is ripped but I washed them anyway".
You: "They are not 'ripped', they are made that way".
MIL; "Well then, how do you get support for the "boys" if there's nothing there to hold them"?
See where I'm going....time to get a fire started!
I bet she sniffed them Tink...and then her nipples stiffened and she had to wash her own chonies.
__________________ Want to know what's ironic? My Polish grandparents who were captured during the Warsaw Uprising.
Grandmother was enslaved in a German concentration camp and forced to make artillery shells for the 3rd Reich. Grandfather was in German and Soviet POW camps...ending up in Siberia. After WWII, they moved to the USA to be free, but Obama has turned it into the USSA...Grandaddy is rolling in his grave. CBTMA Member
Mannn I hope the mods delete this thread for fear of making everybody puke up their dinners haha
Jk tink, btu seriously, once you threw in the curveball of the special boxers, that's when I"d probably get embarassed around here haha.
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