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This is a discussion thread titled "How Hot Is It?", within the Off-Topic forum, part of the General Forums category.
It's so hot they're hosing down Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes - oh, wait, that's any day.
It's so hot drive-by shooters are shooting holes in their own cars to get the cross-ventilation.
It's so hot Michael Jackson walked up to a boy selling lemonade and just got the lemonade.
It'as so hot illegal aliens are passing through California and heading straight to Canada.
It was so hot in New York, Bill got in bed with Hillary just to cool off.
It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
It's so hot, the fish in the creek are only wet on one side.
It's so hot that the farmers are feeding the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.
It's so hot you eat jalapenos to cool down.
It's so hot the birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.
It's so hot that even the statues have armpit stains.
It's so hot I drank a glass of water and cappuccino came out my ***.
It was so hot that the corn was popping right off the cornstalks and the cows saw it, thought it was snow and froze to death.
It's so hot that he cows are giving evaporated milk.
It is hotter than a Rolex on bought at Times Square.
It's so hot you choose a parking space based on shade rather than location.
It's so hot in Washington, you sit in on Congress for the cool air.
All a man really needs for happiness in this world is a good woman, a faithful dog, and a big-a$$ed set of tires on his truck.
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It's so hot you choose a parking space based on shade rather than location.
That's actually pretty funny because down here in Texas during this time of the year that's exactly how people pick parking spaces!...........................
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