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This is a discussion thread titled "Woody for Moderator", within the Polls forum, part of the Off-Topic category.
View Poll Results: Should GGWOODY be made a Moderator?
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I thought Woody was the reason we needed moderators in the first place.
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Well now...we've learned a lot about our members! It seems that some are crusaders, because they wonder if bears are already Catholic. There seem to be a few more who are a bit concerned about the lavatory situation over at the Vatican. Not to worry, I'm sure.
Don't forget your 'yes' votes!
Woody in '08!! not necessarily talking about voting here
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It seems that some are crusaders, because they wonder if bears are already Catholic.
Well I have converted a few bears over the years. But that was into stew meat and rugs.
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Songdog
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
~ George Carlin (He was just here a few minutes ago.)
So far 47% would rather vote for me than vote No for Woody.
I'm not sure how to take that.
If the two of us were in a bar, and we were asking women to sleep with Woody, and 47% said they would rather sleep with me than say No to woody...wait a minute, this is starting to hurt my brain.
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So far 47% would rather vote for me than vote No for Woody.
I'm not sure how to take that.
If the two of us were in a bar, and we were asking women to sleep with Woody, and 47% said they would rather sleep with me than say No to woody...wait a minute, this is starting to hurt my brain.
It's like a mobius strip with women on 1 side and TH as mod on the other. If you could stand on it you could sleep with 47% of women who want TH as mod. Does that help?
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It's like a mobius strip with women on 1 side and TH as mod on the other. If you could stand on it you could sleep with 47% of women who want TH as mod. Does that help?
Now if this bar is in the town where Woody lives, half would be toothless, and most would be his relatives. So the 47% who would rather sleep with me wouldn't be much of a victory.
That 47% would either be looking for new genetics or simply to sleep with somebody who isn't related.
Gotta be a Daisy Duke in there somewhere.
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