*The BS Thread* - READ ONLY -

[Possum]

Well Gang,


Looks like we lost a lot of BS , but I betcha we can get even more BS goin'!

Let the BS'n commence......

Dan

[Possum]

LMAO...was giving ratings to all the Texas Gang. As I was looking around I noticed it is only Sally and I that set our profiles NOT to be rated.

Being a Super Moderator does have its pit falls!!!

Sally hang in there....LMAO!

[Possum]

Okay Gang...I want to see this BS thread jumping off the board. Got BS? Post it...

We accept Any and All BS postings!

Dan

[Buzzard]

You know your going to have a bad day when you get up in the morning and try to brush your teeth with k-y jelly---Buzzard

[SATundra]

OK for all that didn't hear Dan "Possum" was awarded the "2001 BS'ers Award" by the Texas Gang this past weekend in Houston. Somebody post a pic of that award on this thread please for all to see. Most of you wouldn't know that in real life the BS'ing King is really a shy kind of guy. , no BS. OK guys/gals let the BS'ing commence!!!!! :P
SATundra

[Possum]

Originally posted by SATundra:

Most of you wouldn't know that in real life the BS'ing King is really a shy kind of guy. , no BS. SATundra

Not really, I was real tired! And that aint no BS!

Dan

[MustangSally]

Originally posted by Possum:

Not really, I was real tired! And that aint no BS!
Dan

B-U-L-L.....$-H-I-T

~MS

[MustangSally]

Originally posted by SATundra:
OK for all that didn't hear Dan "Possum" was awarded the "2001 BS'ers Award" by the Texas Gang this past weekend in Houston. Somebody post a pic of that award on this thread please for all to see.

What was it? Did somebody bring him a cowpie?

~MS

[Possum]

Originally posted by MustangSally:
What was it? Did somebody bring him a cowpie?

~MS

Nope, but ya want me to send you one? I will even inscribe it with my fingers just for you!

Dan

[jenningspaige]

Oh Danny,
You are totally shy in real life. What's this BS about you being tired?
-JP

[MustangSally]

Is there an echo...echo...in here?

~MS

[Possum]

I am not shy! I don't talk much in the morning JP, I wanted to take y'all to dinner not breakfast (I don't do morning) and I was real real tired when I was at the Houston Meet. Come on Gang....tell them I do talk!
DAN THE LOUD MOUTH ON THE INTERNET

I miss my purty colors...I would make this post a poo poo brown color

[SATundra]

Hey Dan if I remember right when we left there, there was alot of BS on the ground, or was that HS (horses...). I know MY truck was alot lighter going home.
SATundra

[Possum]

Was horse chit...I made sure that it would be in the parking lot, so all of y'all would feel at home.

[Possum]

COW BOMB

A diary worker heard that bovine flatulence is largely composed of methane and potentially explosive, and he decided to apply the scientific method to test the theory. While one of his contented charges was hooked up to a milking machine, he waited for the slight tail lift that signals an impending explulsion (fart).

Our hero struck a match. His satisfaction at seeing the foot long blue flame lasted mere seconds, until the flame was subsumed by a rectal contraction.

The flame hit intestional pockets of gas, and the poor Holstein exploded, killing the worker, who was struck by a flying femur.

And that aint no BS!