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A fancy new supermarket opened near where I live. They are using all the latest marketing techniques.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
 

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Let us know what is sounds like around the condoms :D

John
 

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I'll pass on the femine hygene products isle!
 

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If ya grab a couple melons, what sound is heard? :pound:
 

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Ummm...whats up in the diaper isle? Nevermind, dont wanna know.
 

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If ya go to the deli and ask for head cheese, awww never mind.
 
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