LOL!!!Yeah, I named mine Hey-Toyota,-where-the-****-is-my-truck? In-seven-months-it-will-be-last-years-model!! or W.T.F. for short.
I named mine too...not here yet, but I was thinking about naming it "The Truck"
as in "Get in The truck dog!'
"Who farted in The Truck?"
"I have to wash The Truck"
"Hey Baby! Let's break in The Truck...if you know what I mean"
and finally "Yeah, our son was conceived in The Truck"